Baron’s Corner
’Tis the holidays for the Phillies, Citizens Bank Park.
Citizens Bank Park has no season
Why? The holidays are the reason
Not a creature is stirring in the place
Including the Phanatic in his locker space
Pinstriped uniforms once hung with care
But now the clubhouse is totally bare
Up in the stands where fans cheer
All is completely quiet to anyone’s ear
A giant Christmas tree stands so tall
Dwarfing Mike Schmidt’s statue and all
While nestling in for a long winter’s nap
One can visualize what will soon be on tap
In a matter of weeks, boxes of gear
Will head south for another year
But, first let it be known
Players are at a place called home
Celebrating with family so dear
During this time of holiday cheer
Come April players will once again roam
In their Philly baseball home
But, for now, we hear Phanta Claus call:
Happy Holidays to one and all!”